theandrictregetour:

They aren’t evil, perse. They have merely extended our contract far past the terms in which I thought they were for. I am now litigating. 

I threw a bomb originally strong enough to destroy an entire sun in with it. It ought to be pretty dead. 

why’d you make a contract with them?

i’m not even going to ask where you got that bomb. so long as it’d dead, all’s well, right?

guess you’ll be celebrating now? 

(via affranchi)

theandrictregetour:

gainsaidthanatocracy replied to your post: Good evening, everyone. I am going to ignore the…

about time someone stood up to betty crocker corp.

Horrorterrors, John. Not your petty rivalry with a successful baking company who brought domestic goddesshood to the stressed out housewife with the swing of a spatula.

Forgive me if I roll my eyes.

yeah, i figured it was something more serious. just trying to make a joke. :(

those horrorterror things bothering you?