They aren’t evil, perse. They have merely extended our contract far past the terms in which I thought they were for. I am now litigating.
I threw a bomb originally strong enough to destroy an entire sun in with it. It ought to be pretty dead.
why’d you make a contract with them?
i’m not even going to ask where you got that bomb. so long as it’d dead, all’s well, right?
guess you’ll be celebrating now?
about time someone stood up to betty crocker corp.
Horrorterrors, John. Not your petty rivalry with a successful baking company who brought domestic goddesshood to the stressed out housewife with the swing of a spatula.
Forgive me if I roll my eyes.
yeah, i figured it was something more serious. just trying to make a joke. :(
those horrorterror things bothering you?
You can have more than one child, John. It’s not that much of a problem. But fine. You’re the one offering your soul, after all.
you’ve got a deal. our business is concluded. i’ll be over with one fresh soul and a bag full of dvd’s. wear something loose-fitting, if possible.